Brett SkalickyinThe HavenMy Christmas List to Santa from Me, An Italian Mafia BossWhat? Just Because I Kill People for a Living Means I can’t Believe in Santa? Why I Oughta Kill you For That·2 min read·Dec 25, 2022----
Brett SkalickyinThe HavenCaptain America Conducting a Job Interview for the Next Member of the AvengersDon’t look at his ass…. don’t look at his ass…. okay maybe look at his ass·3 min read·Nov 10, 2022--1--1
Brett SkalickyinThe HavenI’m The Volleyball Ball That’s Been Used At The Tokyo 2020 Olympics And This Was My CNN TV…Finally, a CNN Interview With a Talking Volleyball That’s not Political·3 min read·Aug 18, 2021----
Brett SkalickyinThe HavenGuess What I got Really Into Snowshoeing And Now I Feel the Need to Make all of My Friends on…I Mean I Don’t Want To Be Compared To Jesus…..Actually No That’s Exactly Who I Should Be Compared To·3 min read·Aug 9, 2021----
Brett SkalickyinThe HavenGod forbid Joe Rogan Invited me on His Podcast But if He Did This is How I Imagine It Would GoBefore you ask me Joe, no, I’ve never done DMT In an Isolation Tank3 min read·Jul 5, 2021--1--1
Brett SkalickyinThe HavenA Letter to Jesse Pinkman Telling Him What It Was Like to be Neighbours With Him at a CampgroundBreaking Bad? More like I’m about to break this guys face2 min read·Jun 16, 2021----
Brett SkalickyinThe HavenMy House Is Haunted but It’s Haunted by the Ghost of My Aerogarden That I Threw Out Two Weeks AgoNormal Ghosts are Scary, but This Ghost is Kind of Just a Dick4 min read·May 31, 2021----